Where: Capitol Club
Who: Ben, Caroline, Marc, Shuo, Pat, Andy, Xander, and Jered (In that order!)

Lessons Learned:
1. Never fill an aero-plane with either elephants or harem women.
2. If ever there were an anti-Mary who encouraged cannibalism as communion, it would be narrated by yours truly.
3. You don't really get too far ahead in life by being voted 'most likely to shed skin' in high school.
4. Being submerged in the evolutionary juices of another man is likely to ruin your appetite, even should you 'spit' rather than 'swallow.'
5. Opressia is probably a bad place to live.
6. Your degree from the Occult University may not count for much, as it is currently going under a lot of trouble to become accredited (after of course being debased by that crude publication, Occult Weekly).
7. Americans are incestuous fops.
8. Don't go swimming in the Mediterranean.


Another fantastic session of Munchausen Madness! Thanks to everyone for being creative and silly, and thanks especially to our charming hostess Shuo!

I'd also like to give a shout-out to Marc, for although he didn't inspire a full dance party, he did provide fine dancing entertainment for myself, Ben, and a bar full of strangers.

I'd also like to give a shout-out to Marc, for although he didn't inspire a full dance party, he did provide fine dancing entertainment for myself, Ben, and a bar full of strangers.

Word. If I still had my pennies, I would have been showering Marc with them. Make it rain (copper)!

*blush*