Some favorite snippets from tonight's game:

-The challenges a would-be sultan must face for the prized turban is complex and really tests the limits of the candidate. Campaign promises, eating contests, speeches—just to list a few—and finally a trial of decapitation. Truly, there can be only one. Just an insider scoop, having the doom of mankind resting upon your pant button helps you tenure that position.

-Trees are actually moon-jungle snake skin.

-King Tut was a randy king, even after embalming.

-The God Vulcan likes to redecorate his volcano often, making hard work for a kidnapping.

-When courting the Loch Ness monster, remember to choose an orchestra of sufficient fame for your underwater serenade.

-A viking king's mouth is filthy. Like literally, blindingly, foul.

A viking king's mouth is filthy. Like literally, blindingly, foul.

That's why I wanted to send the midget in instead! It's not my fault that little people with big hands simply cannot be trusted.

Props to Fred for his The Graduate reference. Very smooth.